So I'm at work the other day, just about to leave for lunch, and I get a call from my neighbor, Nosy Nancy. We're not exactly good friends, this lady and I. We're not mortal enemies or anything, but she and I have some fundamental differences that make it impossible for us to be friends.
For example, I understand the bath-towel-invisibility-cloak rule: If you see your neighbor going from
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