Gypsy week part 2
In this follow up to the first Gypsy week post, I will (somewhat) briefly describe the shenanigans from Gypsy Week 2012 that were not discussed in the earlier post. Which is pretty much all of them....
View ArticleHorse Masks, Dating Strategies, and Accidental Pedophilia
I may have mentioned before that I bought some horse masks on Amazon. Well, they're pretty much the best online purchase I've ever made. When I first got them, I brought them over to my friend's...
View ArticleClothing for Mythical Creatures
This may come as a surprise to you all, but I don't exist. (What? You mean a Yetisaurus is not a real creature?) Very funny. No, that's not what I mean. I mean in real life. When I go clothes...
View ArticlePanda Suit Shenanigans
OK, I know my Amazon addiction has gotten totally out of hand, but look at this. Squeee! I know, right? And if someone told you that you could buy this costume for under $200, you would Amazon...
View ArticlePony Parties and Smartassery
Back in law school, I was on law review, which is kind of like a super-academic version of a school paper. Instead of a weekly publication having all student-written articles and fluff pieces, it's a...
View ArticleIndoor Plumbing is for Suckers (aka Pioneer Days 2012)
So I'm at work the other day, just about to leave for lunch, and I get a call from my neighbor, Nosy Nancy. We're not exactly good friends, this lady and I. We're not mortal enemies or anything, but...
View ArticleDrag Show Adventures - part 1
Two years ago, for my birthday, I decided that I wanted to go to a drag show. I don't know why the idea popped into my head, but it seemed like a great one. My cousin Gypsy came out for it, too....
View ArticleDrag Queens and Booty Shaking Redux - birthday 2012
Well, it happened again. We celebrated my birthday at Hamburger Mary's again, and I got roped into the booty shaking contest again. I swear on all that is unholy that I was planning not to...
View ArticleI ripped my pants. At work. Yay!
So today, we had a client meeting at noon. I went to the bathroom about 10 minutes before the client was scheduled to arrive, in anticipation of being trapped in a meeting for an hour. When I went to...
View ArticleComing Up for Air
This is in response to a Studio 30+ writing prompt: "A gateway that changed your life & the other side." It was early January, and I had just started the first week of my last semester of law...
View ArticleIsrael Needs Hooker-Related Advice, Apparently
This isn't a full blog post, but I just thought it was interesting that my stats for the past week show that I've gotten a LOT of hits from Israel. Almost as many as I've received from the U.S....
View ArticleYou Guys Are Samurai
First, I need to apologize for not posting in a while. I've been really busy, because it seems like everyone and their dog has a summer birthday, and it's just been non-stop STUFF all the time. And...
View ArticleDinosaur Intervention
I'm sure that any day now, I'm going to come home to a living room full of folding chairs. My friends and family will be sitting there, maybe along with a representative from Amazon, and they will beg...
View ArticleMy iPhone Thinks It's Funny to Discuss Prostate Massage At Work
Today is a clusterfuck. This morning, I scrambled to finish a couple of court filings that had to go out before a client meeting. I attached the checks for the filing fees on each of them just as my...
View ArticleBucket List: No Regrets
This week's Studio 30 Plus writing prompts are "No Regrets" and "If you could up and leave to live in paradise, would you?" I was considering blogging about the second prompt, but didn't because I'm a...
View ArticleHow to Make New Friends...Feel Awkward
The Count and I had an amazing weekend in wine country. His band was playing with the local symphony up there, and it was over a weekend, so I flew up there with him to watch the performance and do...
View ArticleHow to Turn a Costco Trip Into a Marriage Proposal
My name is Yetisaurus, and I'm an addict. *Hi, Yetisaurus* I have a Costco addiction. (In addition to my previously mentioned Amazon addiction.) It's so bad that my friend Kung Fu Panda said that if...
View ArticleAccidental Lesbians and the Liebster Award
My dearest quasi-lesbian-lover/friend/fellow blogger Sadie, of Reptiles in the Ice Cream fame, has nominated me for a Liebster award. I feel so loved. If y'all are wondering what to get your own...
View ArticleThe Evil Old Bat Dies; Meltdown
I know I've been absent a lot from here lately. I'm sorry. It seems like there's been a lot going on, and some of it has been kind of depressing, and I try to not have a whiny depressing blog, but...
View ArticleFriends with Dinosaurs
The Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County has a Facebook page. OF COURSE, I have "liked" this page because they have an awesome dinosaur exhibit, which I really, desperately need to visit...
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