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I ripped my pants. At work. Yay!

  So today, we had a client meeting at noon. I went to the bathroom about 10 minutes before the client was scheduled to arrive, in anticipation of being trapped in a meeting for an hour. When I went to the bathroom, I discovered that I had ripped my pants. Right along the ass seam. It's not a small rip, either. We're talking about 3 inches long. SpongeBob Squarepants is, of course, the

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